Unintentional Comedy Gold
Where confidence meets grammar in a head-on collision. Each week we crown the most breathtakingly fragile arrangement of words typed with absolute certainty and zero parachute.
What qualifies for coronation
- Public quotes (posts, clips, threads) that collapse under the weight of their own confidence
- Sentences that disprove themselves mid-flight
- Slogans without the “logic” part
- Victories declared before reading the article they’re subtweeting
- “Gotcha” moments that got… themselves
How we rank the weakness
- Weakness Level (selector): Delusional, Misinformed, Unintentionally Hilarious, All of the Above
- Context Penalty/Bonus: Did the quote ignore the next line? Did an edit make it worse?
- Verifiability: Screenshots, links, and archival receipts get priority
- Aftermath: Deletions, locked accounts, and “I was hacked” statements earn extra sparkle
Today’s Nuggets
Submit a nominee
Heard a line so thin it needs a protein shake? Send it. We’ll verify, archive,
and mount it on a velvet pillow for public viewing.
and mount it on a velvet pillow for public viewing.
How it works (the royal process)
You submit the quote (text, link, or screenshot) with a quick caption.
We verify context and source, then rate the Weakness Level.
Nominees publish to the category; each week one gets crowned and featured site-wide.
Community guidelines (funny, not feral)
- Public content only; no private DMs or leaks
- No doxxing; redact personal info not essential to the story
- Critique statements and behavior, not protected characteristics
- Clearly label parody or satire; we enjoy both, we just like the tag on the box
- Minors are blurred or passed; we’re snarky, not monsters
FAQ
Does the quote have to be verbatim?
Yes. Screenshots or copy-paste only. Paraphrases belong in your caption, not the quote box.
Can I submit a video quote?
Absolutely. Provide the link and timestamp; a transcript snippet helps.
What if the speaker “clarifies” later?
We’ll add an update for context. Clarification doesn’t cancel the original words.
Can I stay anonymous?
Yes. We’ll credit you if you ask, or keep you mysterious like a locked account with three followers.
Do you correct typos in quotes?
Nope. Typos are part of the art. (We’ll [sic] if necessary.)
What wins the weekly crown?
A mix of Weakness Level, cultural impact, and the universal sound of collective facepalming.