Today’s Top Facepalms
Freshly harvested from the comment jungles and timeline swamps. This is your daily sampler platter of “they hit Post… on purpose.” Updated with the latest clips, screenshots, and threads that make you instinctively reach for the nearest desk.
What qualifies for the treasure vault
- Public posts or videos with confidence set to 100 and accuracy set to airplane mode
- Brand-new “facts” disproved by the next sentence
- Grand proclamations followed by emergency edits or stealth deletions
- Threads where every reply digs the hole deeper
- Viral blunders that aged from piping hot to spoiled in under 24 hours
How we rank the facepalms
- Facepalm Rating (1–5): Our patented metric blending wrongness, volume, and splash damage
- Freshness Index: Priority to items posted or discovered today
- Collateral Damage: Number of people roped into the disaster
- Edit/Delete Factor: Extra points for the “nothing to see here” disappearing act
Today’s Highlights
Submit your facepalm
Found something so spectacularly misguided it deserves same-day shipping to our front page? Send it in.
We’ll verify, preserve, and present it with the reverence of a museum… if museums ran on schadenfreude.
We’ll verify, preserve, and present it with the reverence of a museum… if museums ran on schadenfreude.
How it works (today, because timeliness matters)
You submit a link/screenshot/video with a quick caption.
We sanity-check context, visibility, and source.
If approved, it joins Today’s Top Facepalms with a rating and proper credit to the spotter.
Tomorrow, it slides into the archive—because the internet never stops providing.
Community guidelines (funny, not feral)
- Public content only—no private DMs, leaks, or hacks
- No doxxing; redact nonessential personal info
- Punch up at ideas/behavior, not protected characteristics
- Clearly label parody/satire; we love it, we just sort it differently
- Minors are blurred or skipped—snark has standards
FAQ
What counts as “today”?
We run on Central Time (US). “Today” is midnight–11:59 p.m. CT. If you’re elsewhere, congrats, time is fake.
Can I submit something older?
Yes—great facepalms are forever. Older items go to the archive or Hall of Shame.
Can I stay anonymous?
Absolutely. We’ll credit you if you want, or keep you as mysterious as a locked account.
What if the source deletes it?
We archive with context. If verification collapses, it may be removed or redacted.
Why wasn’t my submission published?
It might be private content, unverifiable, or duplicative. Or we’re already drowning in today’s supply.
Can I nominate myself?
Self-owns are welcome. We admire bravery and cherish teachable moments.